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Japanese Banking News
Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly-up and that Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts […]
Definitions For Parents
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to make love again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby […]
The President And The Queen
President Bush is representing the United States of America on a highly formal and carefully orchestrated state visit to England. After landing at Heathrow, Air Force One stops at a bright red carpet down which the President strides to join Queen Elizabeth II in a beautifully ornate 17th-century coach hitched to six perfectly matched white […]
Preparing For Parenthood
Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are some simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a mother or father. 1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the […]
Hunting
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.” […]
Seems To Work
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS – DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON’T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN’T !! Take 3 minutes and try this – it will freak you out!! The person who sent this said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read the mail, but no cheating!!! This game has a funny/creepy […]
Report Card
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I […]
Two Idiots
Two idiots walk into a pet store. The first says, “I want four budgies.” The salesman replies, “Certainly sir, would you like two male and two female, or all male or all female?” The idiot shoots back, “I don’t care. I just want four budgies!” The salesman, without losing his cool, continues: “Very well sir, […]
Observation
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on ‘Observation’. He took out a jar of yellow-coloured liquid. “This”, he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to colour, smell, sight, and taste.” After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His […]
Little Boy Wanted Money
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed […]
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