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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Old-Time Quiz

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

1. “Kookie, Kookie, lend me your ________________.” 2. The “battle cry” of the hippies in the sixties was “Turn on; tune in; ________________ .” 3. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, “Who was that masked man?” Invariably, someone would answer, “I don’t know, […]

Check These Out!

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http://sendafriend.com/SendJokes/ http://sendafriend.com/StartASmile/ Rowland.

Press Release About Heaven

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

PRESS RELEASE. Due to the falloff in devotional activities and increased human preoccupation with material concerns caused by the dot.com crash, Heaven has announced a major downsizing and re-engineering effort. “It is needed to bring supply more in line with demand for our services”, announced Senior Vice President Gabriel, a highly-placed spokesman for God. “Unfortunately, […]

Aaadd (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)

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AAADD (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder) I just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with this condition. The scientific world is frantically searching for a cure. This is an ailment many of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed. However, now you may be able to […]

College Rules

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule a […]

Quoting Scripture

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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” (“Repent and be baptised, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins […]

A Frog Goes Into The Bank…

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he say’s, “Ms.Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.” Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much […]

Women’s Musings

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. –Helen Hayes (at 73) Who ever thought up the word “Mammogram”? Every time I hear it, I think -I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. –Jan King A few weeks after my [breast cancer] surgery, I went […]

Going Blind

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Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deemed cured and free to go. Darryl was called into the doctor’s office first and asked if he understood that he’d be […]

Colin’s Friends

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Colin was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Colin […]

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