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Monks
The monastery out in Wessex was having a bit of a hard time with its cash flow, because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work of the group. Brother Andrew and Brother Patrick suggested opening up a fish and chips stand down on the motorway, right next to the […]
Snails
These two snails called Sam and Ralph live next door to each other and are very good friends. They’re uncannily similar and are often mistaken for rothers. They’re also really competitive and one day, whilst playing around pretending that they’re racing cars, they start arguing about which one of them is the quickest. Well, one […]
How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? Polaroids What Do […]
Bits Of Wisdom
A road map will tell us everything we need to know, except how to fold it up again. An Easterner walked into a Western saloon and was amazed to see a dog sitting at a table playing poker with three men. “Can that dog really read cards?” he asked. “Yeah, but he ain’t much of […]
Cats
WHERE THE DOG AND CAT CAME FROM A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is […]
Man At The Door
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to […]
Forrest Gump In Heaven
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that […]
Laughter Is Really Good Medicine
Laughter and humor are two powerful tools, helping people cope and get through threatening situations. Looking at life’s situations with a sense of humor and laughter provides perspective and helps keep things in balance when life seems unfair. Humor and laughter are a source of power, healing, and survival. We often forget this when caught […]
Dying Preacher
============== An old Brethren preacher was dying. He sent a message for his Doctor and his Lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side […]
Search For A Father
Jesus having lived in Heaven for a long time decides to search out his earthly father and thank him for raising him. However, Heaven is a large place and Jesus searches for many, many years without success. Finally, exhausted, he sits down on a bench to rest and strikes up a conversation with an old […]
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