Humor
Don’t Tell Anyone
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can’t they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.
Out Of Control
============== There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all got out, shaken […]
Never Died
========== Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he’d ever done in his life. Who would ever have believed that seasickness could be this awful? With every pitch and roll, Tom wondered how he was going to survive the remaining two hours of […]
New Dentures
============ The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded […]
Inseparable Brothers (Pun)
There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother was 3. The neighbours noticed they always went around together, if William went down to the ballpark, his little brother would toddle along behind him, even if the game was a bit rough; and when Wayne went […]
Women Are Smart Because…
WOMEN ARE SMART BECAUSE…… We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Taxis stop for us. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We […]
Sacking A Worker
Mr. Swiller was known far and wide as a hard-nosed boss who watched his employees like a hawk. He was making one of his regular tours of the factory when he spotted a young man leaning against a pile of boxes just outside the foreman’s office. Since George, the foreman, wasn’t around, Swiller stood off […]
Why God Never Received A Ph.D.
For those of you who need some levity: Why God never received a Ph.D.: 1. He only had one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal. 5. Some doubt he even wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created […]
Cat’s Night Adventures
Lonely Is The Night The farmer’s cat had a bad habit of going out every night to chase cats that were in heat. And every night he would come home all bloodied up, his ears bitten, and his fur a mess. Finally, the farmer had had enough, and he took the cat into town to […]
Where Has All The Humour Gone
While “research” indicating that toddlers laugh 400 times a day and adults laugh only 15 may be “humor legend,” most of us observe children laughing far more than adults. Why is it that adults appear to laugh less often than children? What has happened to us as we have grown to be adults? Wipe that […]
Categories
Articles may be reproduced in any medium, without applying for permission
(provided they are unedited, and retain the original author/copyright information - and a reference to this website :-)!
26,756 articles online.
Protected by Akismet, Digital Ninjas and an Ion Cannon. Really.
Blog with WordPress