Humor
Baptists and Pentecostals and healing
From a Facebook friend: “Heard a rather funny commentary by Mike Warnke on the subject of healing. It may not solve your problem but it might give you a laugh, and they do say that sometimes laughter is the best medicine. Here’s the link:
Politically correct carols
Some concerns about carols and there appropriateness 🙂 have a blessed and safe Christmas everyone. I partically like the shepherds and 3 kings ones! Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose? And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. You are advised that under […]
Santa Claus
A cartoon with Santa in the dock as the judge asks him: “Which part of ‘Breaking and Entering’ don’t you understand?” And then there was the story about the Jewish Santa, who went around waking kids up and asking them: “Hey, would you like to buy some gifts?”
How do these people survive?
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ […]
Abbott & Costello & Computers
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ (http://funnyjokesnpics.blogspot.com/2009/07/whos-on-first.html) might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying […]
Gravitas
A man was sitting under an apple tree when an apple fell, and hit him on the head… (1) as a Denier, his thick skull didn’t feel the impact, so, when he glanced beside him and saw an apple which wasn’t there a moment ago, he thought it might be a pomme de terre (as […]
Noah’s Ark
There’s a cartoon I heard about which claims that there were, in fact, three Arks, not just one. The one with wombats, koalas, kangaroos, echidnas, . . . was blown off course and finished up in Australia, not near Mt Ararat. The one with dinosaurs, elves, fairies, unicorns, dragons, centaurs, sphinxes and other extinct animals […]
Jokes
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! =========================== Did you ever notice? When you put the two words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS”? =========================== Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: […]
Health
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Proofread!!!
Everyone’s heard about the 1631 King James Bible which misses the word “not” out of the seventh commandment which then read “Thou shalt commit adultery”. A couple of others: A biography of George Eliot (the pen name of Mary Anne Evans) once referred to the author throughout as “He”. The first edition of James Joyce’ […]
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