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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Australian Culture

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Q: What’s the difference between yogurt and Australia? A: Left to itself for millions of years, yogurt will eventually develop a culture.

When You’ll Die

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Fellow 1: “Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too.” Fellow 2: “Wow, that’s Incredible. How did he know all […]

God’s Creation

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

God’s Creation… On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, “Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years.” Cow […]

Kiss

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways: ** Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. ** Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. ** Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. ** Prof. […]

Advantages To Getting Older

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Advantages to Getting Older 1) People get out of the way when you drive down the street. 2) You don’t have to study history; you saw it happen. 3) Foods you don’t like taste like foods you do like. 4) Saying that you forgot is enough of an excuse. 5) You will probably be among […]

Irishman

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will […]

Fur Coat

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Sally came how with her new fur coat. When her daughter saw the coat she yelled: “Mum, you should be ashamed of yourself to wear a fur coat! Don’t you realise that than poor dumb animal has suffered for that?” Sally looked at her daughter angrily and shouted out: “Don’t you dare to talk about […]

Job Interview

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

I went on a job interview the other day. Now I’m not really looking for another job, but it doesn’t hurt to see what’s out there. I saw a great one in the paper with much higher pay then what I was getting. However, I wasn’t really qualified but I decided to apply anyway. A […]

Getting Up Late

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Pete had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Pete went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went […]

Applying For A Job

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well… as a matter if fact, Yes !” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.”

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