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Differences Between Men And Women
The Differences Between Men and Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And when the […]
Why Aren’t Women Like Dogs?
Why Guys Love Their Dogs There are hundreds of examples of why guys love their dogs. Here are some of the more compelling arguments… Dogs will believe anything you tell them. Dogs prefer that you leave the toilet seat up. A dog will never tell you to ask for directions. Your dog thinks your breath […]
Why Not A Queendom?
And why not a Queendom? By Jaswant Singh THE company was celebrating its foundation day and it had had a good successful year. The profits had been high and the management was in generous mood. The top brass was on the rostrum and the employees formed a circle around them. Good workers were to be […]
The Ultimate Female Fantasy
The Ultimate Female Fantasy A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward her. […]
Dieter’s Psalm
Strict is my diet. I must not want. It maketh me to lie down at night hungry. It leadeth me past the confectioners. It trieth my willpower. It leadeth me in the paths of alteration for my figure’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the aisles of the pastry department, I will buy no sweet […]
Honest Lawyer
An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers. “As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our […]
The Test
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went […]
Texan’s Guide To Life
A Texan’s Guide To Life by Texas Bix Bender Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman; neither one works. Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger’n you think. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of […]
Truth Hurts
The Truth Hurts An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending too much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of whiskies, then threw his down in […]
Wife Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your […]
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