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Fractured Christmas Carols
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid! Sing along with these new takes on old favorites–that is, if you can figure out the name of the real carol! * Deck the halls with Buddy Holly. * We three kings of porridge and tar. * On the first day of Christmas, my […]
Doctor’s Poker Game
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said […]
Careful With The Ducks
Three guys die together and go to heaven. St Peter says “We only have one rule… don’t step on the ducks”. They enter heaven and see ducks all over, almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he […]
To The Citizens Of The U.S.
To the citizens of the United States of America… In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other […]
Christmas Carol
The Carol of the Commercial Binge While kiddies watch the box by night all seated on the chair the thought of presents crossed their mind and they began to care Oh mum, they said, can we do the dishes and dad shall we wash the car ? and by the way, this computer game is […]
Forest Gump
The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and arrives at the Pearly Gate, where he is met by St. Peter, himself. The gate is closed, and Forest approaches the gate keeper. St. Peter says, “Well, Forest, it’s certainly good to see you. We’ve heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place […]
Be Careful!
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.” “Sugar!” “Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I’m at the mall 2 blocks from where you […]
Cheating
GOD ORDERED TO STOP CHEATING FOR HOME TEAM WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) – The US Supreme Court ruled Monday that prayer over the intercom of high school football games was an illegal form of or “game fixing.” In a 6-3 ruling, the Court determined that student-initiated prayer gave the home team an advantage over opponents who […]
Hit The Floor
If this is true it’s brilliant! HIT THE FLOOR! For anyone who didn’t see David Letterman’s take on this: (And it’s a true story…) On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in […]
Speeding Ticket
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. “How did you know I was speeding?” the frustrated driver asked. The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky. “You mean,” asked the motorist, “that even He is against […]
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