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Dilbert’s Rules Of Order
1. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 2. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 3. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make […]
Does It Ever?
On The Krakow A man was eating at a diner, when a well-dressed man sitting next to him said, “Excuse me for intruding, but I could not help noticing your accent. Are you from Krakow?” “Yes, I am,” replied the surprised man. “It is so nice to meet a land kinsman here in America,” said […]
Buying A Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last […]
Medical Records
The following quotes are said to be taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians. *By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. *Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. *On the second day the knee was better […]
Phone Call
A Phone Call A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27. She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him No, the room is empty. “Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”
Things You’d Never Know If It Weren’t For The Movies
Things You’d Never Know If it Weren’t For the Movies ————————————————— Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed. One of a pair of identical twins is evil. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose […]
The Christian Lady And The Atheist
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, “She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn’t she know there isn’t a God?” Many times while she was praying, he would go to her […]
Flirting
Flirting The minister arose to address his congregation. “There is a certain man among us today who is flirting with another man’s wife. Unless he puts ten dollars in the collection box, his name will be read from the pulpit.” When the collection plate came in, there were 19 ten dollar bills, and a five […]
Dear Dr. Laura
Variations of this have been meandering around the ‘Net for a while, but I haven’t seen any informed debate on it here (but, then, I’ve been away for six months, and I’m sure my absence has helped lift the level of informed debate 🙂 Rowland Croucher, October 2, 2000. (Laura Schlessinger is a Canadian radio […]
Computer Code
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick BYTE – What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro CACHE – Needed when you run […]
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