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Troubles In Heaven
Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. When they reached the pearly gates, St Peter met them. They asked if they could still be married in Heaven. ‘Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay there and I will be right back.’ Six months passed […]
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Crazy Diet
Blonde on a Diet A blonde woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the woman returned, […]
Southern Baptist Joke For The Day
(please keep in mind that this is just *poking fun*. No harm intended. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? No one is exempt from humor) YOU MIGHT BE A SOUTHERN BAPTIST IF… You think John the Baptist started the SBC. You think God’s presence is strongest on the back three […]
Barney
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think […]
Supermodel Joke For The Day
The Wisdom of Supermodels ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, "Oh my God, I have to be so brave." See, every woman hates herself from behind." — Cindy Crawford ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my […]
Music Man
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that […]
Hillbilly Joke For The Day
A Matter of Training An old man who’d lived all his life back up in the hills of West Virginia came to visit a childhood friend down in the valley. Now he’d never laid eyes on a train or the iron rails on which they run. Standing in the middle of the tracks one day, […]
A Dead Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you’re an engineer–you’re in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building […]
Home Economics Joke For The Day
<sarcastic> Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler ———————————————– Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving […]
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