Humor
Riddle and more humour
=========================== TODAYS RIDDLE : Rearrange the letters of GROW NO LINSEED to spell one single word. x x x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x ONE SINGLE WORD =========================== When I went into labor, I notified my parents, […]
Complaining Wife
My friend Eddy is sport mad. His wife is always complaining. Eddy said, “The other day she was moaning on about how I had spent the whole summer in front of the TV watching sport. There was the European Championship, Wimbledon, Cricket, the Olympics etc, etc. I thought well perhaps she’s got a point, so […]
Student
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “…I would do…anything.” He returns her gaze. “Anything?” “Anything.” His […]
Boxxing Day
The day after Xmas Day, was, presumably, reserved for the giving of boxes to each other, those presents without which Xmas would be unsatisfactory, at least commercially. (The title has been given a double-X to distinguish it from any pugilist connotation, where two humans try to bash each other into unconsciousness.) The giving and receiving […]
School Answering Machine
This is hilarious – no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School ( California ) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and […]
The Good Old Days
How’s This For Nostalgia? All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? It took five minutes for the TV to warm up? Nearly everyone’s Mom was at home when the kids got home from school? Nobody owned a purebred dog? When a quarter was a decent allowance? You’d reach into a muddy gutter for a penny? […]
Small Boy
A mother took her five-year-old son with her To the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a Business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, “Gee, she’s fat!” The mother bent down and whispered in The little boys ear to be quiet. […]
Child’s Bible
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Through the eyes of a child: The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell: In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He […]
The Dog and the Parrot
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work early the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Don’t worry about my dog Spike; he won’t bother […]
Jesus is watching
A burglar enters a house through a window, and hears someone/something say, “Jesus is watching!” the burglar gets nervous and stands perfectly still in the dark, waiting a couple minutes he hears nothing & decides to move.. Again he hears “Jesus is watching!”. he see’s a parrot and asks, “Was that you” the parrot then […]
Categories
Articles may be reproduced in any medium, without applying for permission
(provided they are unedited, and retain the original author/copyright information - and a reference to this website :-)!
26,756 articles online.
Protected by Akismet, Digital Ninjas and an Ion Cannon. Really.
Blog with WordPress