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2008 Darwin Awards: do you laugh or cry?
2008 Darwin Awards You’ve been waiting for them with baited breath, so without further ado, here are the 2008 Darwin awards. Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A […]
More Stupidity
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor. **** In a similar case, the burglar […]
Do People Actually Retire Permanently on Cruise Ships?
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=========================== TODAYS RIDDLE : I am partially baked. I am not completely lit. I am a portion of the moon. I am lesser than full wit. I am a divider of the hour. I am not a total lie. I am a sibling through one parent. Can you guess….what am I??? /\ x x x […]
Rural Australian Computer Lingo
LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys. WINDOW: What you shut […]
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” […]
Noah
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans. He […]
The Missing Jesus
The pastor of a large neighborhood church had some free time the afternoon of Christmas Day. He decided to drop by the church office for a few minutes to check his email. While he was there he started thinking about the nativity display on the church lawn and remembered seeing reports about Jesus being stolen […]
Ancient Telephone Networks
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug […]
Never Lie to your Wife…
A man called home to his wife and said, ” Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends . We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack […]
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