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Your Age
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a fib anyway – but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE … BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH ! DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be sure you don’t […]
The Power of Alcohol
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, […]
Show and Tell
A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object to share with the class that represented their religion. The first student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of […]
Christmas :-)
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish. If it weren’t for Christmas We’d still be Jewish!
Irish Med Evac
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy : ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’ Operator : ‘What is your location sir ?’ Paddy : ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.’ Operator : ‘How do you spell […]
What Do You Do All Day?
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the […]
World History 101
World History 101– For those of you who slept through World History 101 here is a condensed version. Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The […]
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Church Bulletins They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: ————————– The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. […]
Assisted Reproduction
A modern mother is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album. “This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and here’s your sperm donor and your father’s clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo. The lady with the very troubled look on her face […]
New Australian
(Some might not think this is funny)… A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, ‘Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!’ The passerby says, […]
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