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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Limericks

By and others ⋅ August 27, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

There was a young man from Dundee Whose limericks stopped at line three, He once went to bed. There was a young man from Corfu, Whose limericks stopped at line two. There was a young girl with a bun.

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

By and others ⋅ August 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked. ‘Hunting Flies’ he responded. ‘Oh. ! Killing any?’ she asked. ‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied. Intrigued, she asked. ‘How can you tell them apart?’ He responded, ‘3 were on a beer […]

Why parents drink

By and others ⋅ August 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘ Hell o ? ‘ ‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked. ‘ Yes ,’ […]

Another sad blonde joke

By and others ⋅ August 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she […]

Problem Name

By and others ⋅ August 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. ?She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, ICU.?

Irish drinkers in a pub

By and others ⋅ August 18, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.’ The other guy responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’ The first guy says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland […]

It’s always sunny…

By and others ⋅ August 12, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

… if you’re tall enough 🙂

What will happen if you drink Coke?

By and others ⋅ August 12, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

What will happen to you right now if you drink a Coke.?… (Something for all you ‘Snopers’) Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant. a.. In The First 10 minutes: […]

The Ring

By and others ⋅ August 12, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellers one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a  Â£5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like to see […]

Not Another Blonde Joke!

By and others ⋅ August 12, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

You might have to think twice about this one. A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her. ‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied. ‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to […]

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