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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Friendship

By and others ⋅ June 23, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

True Friendship — None of that Sissy Stuff Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces here — Just the stone cold truth […]

Just remember (again)

By and others ⋅ June 23, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

To this Just remember . . . if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off! Someone replied: I don’t think you realise the gravity of the situation ~ Mr Spock – STTMP

Funeral and the Dog

By and others ⋅ June 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on […]

Another Laughing Baby

By and others ⋅ June 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.googlyfoogly.com/videos/Cute-Baby-Laugh.html (YouTube has several more…)

Eggcellent

By and others ⋅ June 19, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Trevor, the farmer, was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the stock pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of […]

Quotes by sportpeople

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

http://pc.blogspot.com/2006/06/super-14-genius.html http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/sports.htm http://www.sportshollywood.com/dumbquotes.html

What happens when someone has too much time on their hands

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

Radar Love (an interesting little story)

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIA4gcrk-50&feature=related

Money

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Millionaire A woman proudly told her friend, “I’m responsible for making my husband a millionaire.” “Well what was he before he married you?” the friend asked. “A billionaire.” ———————— Washington, D. C. A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a […]

Baptist dog

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The Baptist Dog A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The […]

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