Humor
Why We Like The British
(Pinched from another newsgroup) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, “We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It’s possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house.” […]
Life in the Australian Army
Life in the Australian Army… Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a smalltown, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ). Dear Mum & Dad , I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me […]
Sorry… another blonde joke
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Essex . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual routine that includes blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde (Sharon) in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ‘I’ve heard […]
Learning English
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points […]
Scottish joke
The pope was in Aberdeen on his tour of Scotland in His Popemobile which was was driving along the golden sands when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Pope noticed, just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing […]
King Arthur and the Witch
Some of you have seen this, but some haven’t, OK? King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could […]
Airline Messages
Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” ************************************************************************ Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.” TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard the […]
Born Black or White
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas When I was born, I was BLACK , When I grew up, I was BLACK , When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK , When I was scared, I was BLACK , When I was sick, I […]
Children’s wisdom
On the first day of school a first grader handed the teacher a note from his mother. The note read…..”The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.” I was driving with my three children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and […]
Just remember…
=========================== TODAYS RIDDLE : Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for […]
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