Humor
Children in Church
CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to […]
Quotes from A F L footballers
Remarkably Insightful Quotes from AFL Footballers: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.” – (Shane Wakelin) “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” (Mick Malthouse – Collingwood) “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” (Peter Bell […]
Banana Test
The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a lion, a chimpanzee, a giraffe, and a squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you think will win? Your answer will reflect […]
The Rancher’s Wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […]
I’ll get my coat
The ship was sinking fast and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry, but all their matches were wet and they had no way to […]
The Origin of the Internet
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader called Abraham of Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot of Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called ‘Amazon Dot Com’. And she said unto Abraham, her […]
Perfect Girl
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like […]
Snow
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, ‘We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through’. Norman’s wife goes out and moves her […]
Who Said English Was Hard?
In a hotel in Ahmedabad: It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. ** In a hotel lobby in Surat: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be […]
What’s for dinner?
This bloke was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner. Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the […]
Categories
Articles may be reproduced in any medium, without applying for permission
(provided they are unedited, and retain the original author/copyright information - and a reference to this website :-)!
26,756 articles online.
Protected by Akismet, Digital Ninjas and an Ion Cannon. Really.
Blog with WordPress