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Police conversations
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. 15. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” 14. “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” 13. “If you run, you’ll only […]
Faithfulness
A mangled phrase which is attributed to early Saxons; To wit; [Trans from the Saxon] If a man is married to Kate and dallies with Edythe, he will lose Kate ; For, it is truly said; “You cannot have your Kate and Edythe also”
Another dumb thought
http://jmm.org.au/articles/6734.htm Do atheists like deviled eggs?
Banana Logistics
Dec. 30, 2007 By Harry T. Cook Timing, as we are so often told, is everything. That supposed truism will be on display in 24 time-zones around the globe come Monday night as 2008 is ushered at 24 different midnight hours. Nowhere will it be more in evidence than in Manhattan’s Times Square as at […]
7 Year Old
‘EAST LONDON NEWS’- A seven-year-old East London, Newham boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with […]
The Pilot
A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class II exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the bloke was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?” The old ‘un said, “I’m a pilot and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up […]
Life-spans
On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten […]
History by 6th graders
The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves […]
The Pace of Life
One morning at work, the electricity went out, leaving us to work in a shadowy twilight. I asked our receptionist to dig out the candles from last year’s Christmas decorations and put one on each desk. A little later, the receptionist appeared in my doorway, sheltering a flickering light in her hands. “Now I know […]
Angels – according to kids
Sarah, age 7: “I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.” Gregory, age 5:”Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.” Olive, age 9: “It’s not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you go to heaven; then there’s […]
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