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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Shopping Spree

By and others ⋅ January 25, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third shop everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying her that […]

English Doctor

By and others ⋅ January 24, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

An English doctor was being shown around a Scottish hospital. Near the end of his visit, he saw a ward of patients with no obvious injuries. He started to examine the first patient, but the man proclaimed: “Fair fa’ yer honest, sonsie face / Great chieftain o’ the puddin’ race!” The doctor, taken aback, moved […]

Zen Sarcasm

By and others ⋅ January 23, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It’s always […]

What yer selling?

By and others ⋅ January 22, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Two southerners… business men… in London are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn’t ready — only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window […]

Thanks!

By and others ⋅ January 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year……. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also,I now have to scrub the top […]

The Number of the Beast

By and others ⋅ January 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Hi The following will provide hours of sermons,pub talk,worrying about death, or vibrant reflection with your partner around the weetbix.  ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Friday, 11 January 2008, 10:04:00 PM | Libby Purves The Number of the Beast – 666 in the book of Revelation – sprang into the news when someone noticed that the Parliamentary motion for […]

Could you be the Anti-Christ?

By and others ⋅ January 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

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Origin of the Quote

By and others ⋅ January 15, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The story goes that Mrs Descartes was throwing a New Year’s party to celebrate the arrival of 1630 and had spent weeks preparing. She had invited all the local jet (equestrian?) setters. Moments before the guests started to arrive she instructed Descartes that the pastries on the table to the side were not to be […]

Australian Etiquette

By and others ⋅ January 15, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

IN GENERAL 1.. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3.. It’s tacky to take an Esky to church. 4.. If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets. 5.. Even if you’re certain you’re included in the […]

Is yer Dad home?

By and others ⋅ January 15, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

A Queensland farmer got in his ute and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. ‘Is your Dad home’? the farmer asked. ‘Sorry mate, he isn’t’ the boy replied. ‘He went into town.’ ‘Well,’ said the farmer, ‘Is your mum here’? ‘No, sir, […]

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