Humor
Godzone Country (Australia)
This article was originally attributed to Douglas Adams of Hitch Hiker Guide to the Galaxy fame but has since ound to have been submitted to the H2G2 site by Jeremy Lee in 1999, it has since been circulated around the world in Douglas’ name. “The Confusing Country” – this gem is by Jeremy Lee Australia […]
With age comes wisdom
With age comes wisdom. A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.” […]
Men in Heaven
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report […]
Jews
Two Chinese men, Chau and Lidong, come out of a kosher Jewish restaurant. “Chau”, said Lidong. “You know what the problem is with Jewish food?” “What?” asked Chau. “Two weeks later, you’re hungry again.” =========================== According to author, Tim Boxer, when Israeli Minister Yehuda Ben-Meir met an important U.S.senator at a hotel in Jerusalem in […]
Another Pun
A friend of mine stayed up all night once, wondering where the sun went to while it was dark. Eventually, it dawned on him.
Poly-puns
“People who live in grass houses should never stow thrones…” – is what we might dub: a “poly-pun”. Reminds me of note pinned to Schoolmasters’ “Common Room” door – “Bread may be the staff of life, but the life of the staff is one long loaf.”
Welcoming Committee
From the Welcoming Committee at an Unnamed Seeker-Friendly Church… Welcome, potential member! We were very glad to see your face in our congregation this past Sunday morning, and we hope you will return next Sunday to worship with us again. We would like to take this opportunity to provide some useful tips and instructions to […]
For Women
Pregnancy Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? A: Childbirth. Q: […]
Ha Ha Ha Ha
What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha …thump!”? A guy laughing his head off!
Understanding
The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you. And then it hit me
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