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The Truth About Dogs

By and others ⋅ June 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers There is […]

Fisherman

By and others ⋅ June 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

=========================== TODAYS RIDDLE : Decipher the following rebus: GOT GOT GOT GOT HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES HEROES /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Forgotten Heroes! Four “got” ten “heroes” =========================== Jim […]

Words that do not contain the letter A

By and others ⋅ June 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE : In 90 seconds name 100 words that do NOT contain the letter A. Start the clock!” /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ One, Two, Three, Four, Five…… One Hundred! I just counted from […]

Computer problem

By and others ⋅ June 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an […]

Strange Noises

By and others ⋅ June 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A man is driving down a country road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, show him to a room, and even fixes […]

Bad Breath

By and others ⋅ June 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A man went to his dentist to ask how to deal with his bad breath. The dentist smelt his breath and told him to get some horse manure and rub it in his teeth. ‘Will that cure it? ‘No but it will tone it down a bit’

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

By and others ⋅ June 6, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be […]

Men and women

By and others ⋅ June 5, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one […]

Marriage

By and others ⋅ June 5, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. Fact of life: One woman brings […]

Latest from Apple

By and others ⋅ June 5, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

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