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Pastors and pessimists
There well-intended pastor who breezed into the hospital room and declared to the patient: “I heard you were at death’s door; and I’ve come to pull you through!” And the pessimist’s get-well card that read: “I hope you’re only feeling half as bad as you probably soon will be.”
Funeral Procession
Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, “God, what does a million years mean to you?” The Lord replies, “A minute” Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord replies, “A penny.” Smith asks, “Can […]
How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed […]
How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed […]
What is your wish?
A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked […]
Retirement
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it Becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping As when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at Them. Some are oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an Oversensitive woman. My name is Jim. Let […]
Four Questions
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer to all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are…. Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position […]
Elderly
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ‘”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m […]
Men are happier
Hi, this is to all our male friends and those female ones who know all about it. Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President.>You […]
Judgment Day
Evangelist: Let me put it this way-are you ready for the Judgment Day? Store clerk: When will it be? Evangelist: Could be today, could be tomorrow! Store clerk: Well, when you know exactly, be sure to let me know. My wife will probably want to go on both days.
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