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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

In Google maps

By and others ⋅ April 4, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

… Get directions from Dublin, Ireland to Phoenix, Arizona. Naturally, it guides you through France, but have a laugh at step 46!

Soccer funnies

By and others ⋅ April 3, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Soccer at its funniest. http://perso.gratisweb.com/myfunnyvideos/video056.htm

Psychiatrist

By and others ⋅ April 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Two older gentleman were talking and one said to the other, “You’re having an anniversary soon, right?” The other replied, “Yup, a big one… 20 years.” “Wow,” said the other, “what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?” The other replied, “We’re going on a trip to Australia.” “Wow, Australia, that’s some […]

Chocolate RULES!!!!

By and others ⋅ April 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the […]

Marriage

By and others ⋅ April 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they […]

April Fools

By and others ⋅ April 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A small paperboy is standing on the corner of the street, yelling out headlines: “35 people fooled! 35 people fooled!” A man comes up and buys a paper. After looking through the pages, he says: “There’s nothing in here about people being fooled!” The boy continues to yell: “36 people fooled! 36 people fooled!”

Ponderisms

By and others ⋅ March 29, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a […]

New Hospital

By and others ⋅ March 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

So that is how it all happens…. Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new hospital wing at the hospital. What was their reaction The allergists voted to scratch it. The dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. The neurologists thought the administration had a lot […]

World Leaders to Mr. Bush

By and others ⋅ March 26, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ” I’m sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.” ============ ========= Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept: […]

Paint job (corny)

By and others ⋅ March 26, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

There was a painter named Wayne who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job […]

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