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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

All those Emails

By and others ⋅ December 18, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

For those of you who are getting emails that tell you to forward to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and there will be consequences if you don’t, then you will enjoy this. Click here:………..and wait for it to […]

Old Fred

By and others ⋅ December 18, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Old Fred’s hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn’t look good. Suddenly, he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper. Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, and then dies. The pastor thinks it […]

Figure this one out!

By and others ⋅ December 13, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

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I’m getting old

By and others ⋅ December 13, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, in her mid-eighties. The gentleman walks over, sits alongside […]

Memorable sayings

By and others ⋅ December 13, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

I can’t walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.

Children in Church

By and others ⋅ December 12, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. […]

The Special Christmas Pudding

By and others ⋅ December 11, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Special Christmas Pudding An English vicar tells the story of going to visit a family who had just lost a beloved aunt in the first week of Advent. In the course of the conversation, it was decided that the aunt’s remains would be cremated, and the ashes sent by post to members of the […]

Password

By and others ⋅ December 11, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE : A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn’t work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and […]

Mergers

By and others ⋅ December 11, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG MONEY. Watch for these consolidations beginning the winter of 2006/7. 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush , and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and […]

The Night Before Christmas

By and others ⋅ December 11, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yultide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as “Mus musculus”. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood-burning caloric apparatus, pursuant […]

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