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God and doctors
TODAYS RIDDLE : A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes […]
One-liners
http://www.thewayofthemaster.com http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=265 101 of the World’s Funniest One Liners 1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back. 3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. […]
Loving your wife
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, “Why did you make her so kind hearted?” The Lord responded, “So you could love her, my son.” “Why did you make her so good looking?” […]
Top 10 things overheard on the Ark
🙂 Top 10 things overheard on the Ark 10. “Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?” 9. “Hey, there are more than two flies in here!” 8. “Wasn’t someone supposed to put two shovels on board?” 7. “Okay, who’s the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?!” 6. “Help! I need some Pepto […]
The color of happiness
Humour: The color of happiness… Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is […]
Aussies’ Anger
Australians are pretty easy-going, on the whole. Only two things seem to get them really worked up: (a) Interfering with Anzac Day; (b) Being disturbed while watching sport on TV. An atheist friend of mine was watching the footy on TV when two Mormon elders knocked on the door. “Please go away,” he said. “You […]
Quips and Quotes
QUIPS & QUOTES Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell. “Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.” Abraham Lincoln “As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and […]
Baby Got Bible!
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/song_dance/stupid_rap/?c=&p=21&y=186 It’s rappish, but check out the words. .
Old Priest
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would […]
Business is Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card-table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, “My thirst is killing […]
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