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4th May Event
A bit of trivia in case you had nothing to do or think about. I don’t intend to be awake for it, but. Giving you about a months notice, on Thursday the 4th of May at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That […]
I am the very model of a modern Evangelical
I am the very model of a modern Evangelical, I’ve information biblical, liturgical and clerical. I know the minor prophets and the progeny of Ishmael, The sins of Magor-missabab, and all the kings of Israel. I’m well acquainted too with matters exegetical, And stamp out modern doctrines that are novel or heretical. I quote the […]
Church Mice
The Church Mice In a small Victorian town, there were four country churches. Each church was overrun with mice. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the mice. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the mice were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with […]
Numbers
TODAYS RIDDLE : What popular actor’s first and last names are the same as the last names of two U.S. presidents? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Harrison Ford. . ========================== . GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE? A […]
The Best of Will Rogers
Will Rogers was many things — cowboy, part Cherokee Indian, entertainer and tart observer of the American scene. From December 1922 until his death in August 1935, he wrote a column about anything that caught his interest. Although the following comments on government, politics and the state of the nation were made half a century […]
My new pet
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his […]
Mother and daughter
[11 year old]: “Mother, I have a new girlfriend” [Mother] “That’s nice” [11] “There’s something I need to know” [Mother] “What’s that?” [11] “Where do I come from?” [Huge long lecture on sex; birds; bees; unicorns; morality; disease; morbidity; etc] [11] “That’s amazing! She comes from Philadelphia”
Witch of Endor
King Saul: Are you really a medium? Witch of Endor: I used to be. Now I’m a large.
Intelligence and emails
After a lengthy study, an Argentinean scientist has discovered that people with very low intellect read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now. It’s too late.
International Pun Contest
Top 10 from the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!” 3. Two Eskimos sitting in […]
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