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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. — Mark Twain 2 wrongs don’t make a right but 3 lefts do. Atheism: a non-prophet organization. Blessed are the pessimistic, for they hath made many backups. Here’s a list of some of my best friends: Rocco Ages, Dale E. Bread, Hal E. Luhaw, Ima B. Leever, Neal N. […]
Living in 2006
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when.. 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. […]
So you think you know everything?
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? “Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn’t you?) It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. (I’ll bet you’re going to check […]
Groaners
;>) Groaners? 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was just great. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!” 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. […]
Donation to the church
TODAYS RIDDLE I am a set of three words, all with the same six letters. First I am a kingdom, though not royally so. Then spell me backwards, and I become a thin plate. Now rearrange my consonants, leaving my vowels in place … I am now a type of paper. What are the words? […]
Hunting
. TODAYS RIDDLE : A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children. At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said “it’s in a cylinder […]
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the […]
Rambling thoughts
Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make […]
Kids can make you laugh
Kids can make you laugh. PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU’LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE […]
So you think you have talent ?
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