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Leather Gear
When a woman wears leather clothing, ……… A man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck.
Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? […]
Major Technological Breakthrough
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade named: BOOK BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere — even sitting in an […]
Go, girl!
A 96-Year-Old’s Letter to the Bank Shown below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96-year-old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to […]
Retirees
Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: […]
Christianese
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianese Christianese (kirs’ch nez’) is a form of jargon sometimes used by members of the Christian church, especially within, though not limited to, contemporary Pentecostalism and Evangelicalism. Christianese is characterised by the use of certain words, theological terms, and catchphrases in everyday conversation in ways that are only comprehensible within the context of Christian […]
Empathy… not!
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How old men part their hair
The older a man gets, the more ways he learns to part his hair. Some men pull what little bit of hair they have around on their head to cover their baldness. However, as a man gets even older, he realizes there are basically only three ways to wear his hair–parted, unparted, and departed.
The Dumbest Kid in Town
Getting out of the chair after having his hair cut, the customer said to his barber: “That kid sitting over there lives next door to me, and he’d have to be the dumbest kid in town. He’s got no sense about money. I’ll show you what I mean.” Holding a ten-dollar note in one hand […]
If the Apostle Paul had a PC
The top 10 things the Apostle Paul would have done if he had a PC: 10. Download MP3s of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long and tedious missionary journeys. 9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in his flesh. 8. Include virus protection software in his list of spiritual armor. 7. Proclaim, […]
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