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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Why God made Moms

By and others ⋅ January 11, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Why God made moms” answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? […]

Hotline to God

By and others ⋅ January 10, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

GOD’S COUNTRY An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when […]

When cruelty to animals becomes poetic justice

By and others ⋅ January 10, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

If you’re going to kill vermin you should at least do it humanely. Here’s one guy who didn’t, and I think he kinda got what he deserved… http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4593682.stm

The number 11

By and others ⋅ January 3, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

First: read this chain-letter which has been floating around the Internet. 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this […]

An Ethical End

By and others ⋅ December 24, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw […]

Garden of Eden

By and others ⋅ December 24, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE: . A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn’t work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss […]

Baptist Cowgirl

By and others ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

(Yeah, yeah some of you have seen this, but others haven’t, OK? 🙂 A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back […]

Blonde’s year in review

By and others ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”….bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!! March – Got excited….finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. box said “2-4 years!” April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!! May – Tried to make […]

Does your baby drink beer…?

By and others ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.manyfunnypictures.com/showfunnypictures.php?picture=funny_pictures_Does_your_baby_drink_beer___

Marriage

By and others ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE: I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Your Eyelashes. […]

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