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Christmas story
A joke you can build a sermon around Mother’s milk to some of us, but you may sense some (contrived) relevance to a Christmas lead in… A Baptist pastor who loved golf was always needled by his Catholic colleague who regularly bragged about playing golf on Sunday mornings, because he could roster himself on for […]
Caves
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. “Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his […]
Men ARE NOT mind readers
We always hear “the rules” from the female point of view…Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! * Men ARE NOT mind readers. * Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You […]
Third Husband
TODAYS RIDDLE: What color is depicted bellow? BRLEUDE /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Purple. Red mixed with Blue makes purple . ============================= . A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up […]
Maths Questions
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take time, answer all of them immediately. OK Let’s find out just how clever you really are Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you […]
Chicken At A Chinese Restaurant
CHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT A couple at a Chinese restaurant order the “Chicken Surprise,” which the waiter brings the meal, served in a cast iron pot with a heavy cast iron lid. As the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes […]
Politeness
TODAYS RIDDLE: I move without wings, between silken strings, I leave as you find, my substance behind. What am I? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ A Spider. . ============================= . On his first visit to […]
Monastery
A man’s car broke down as he was driving past a beautiful, old monastery. He walked up the drive and knocked on the front door of the monastery. A monk answered, listened to the man’s story and graciously invited him to spend the night. The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny […]
Injured Marine
A Marine squad was moving north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. First aid was given to both men and the Marine was […]
Horse Racing Jokes
The fun thing about betting on horse racing is that you’re guaranteed to win! All you have to do is bet on all the horses. What’s the difference between praying in church and at the track? At the track you really mean it! One day at the track, I got a tip from my backside […]
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