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Eye exam
. TODAYS RIDDLE: . Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ A ton. . ============================= . Polish Eye Exam! A man from Poland goes to […]
Surgeon’s Bat
TODAYS RIDDLE: . One day, during WWII, the Germans received a coded message. . It read: S370HSSV-0773H. The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his boss at the agency. His boss was stumped too. . Can you solve it? . /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x […]
The Four Cats
The Four Cats ! Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over […]
Old Age
. TODAYS RIDDLE I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have? /\ x x x x x Scroll down […]
Snickle Potty Doodle OR Snooty Dippin Tush
Snickle Potty Doodle OR Snooty Dippin Tush – that’s me! – hehehe – Feather (now, see below for what I mean). . .. Bit of nonsense, but …. We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute. Please don’t ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that […]
It’s what you say!
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich,”What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please,” […]
Blacksmith
. TODAYS RIDDLE: While in a pet store, the owner tells you that a rabbit weighs ten pounds plus half its own weight. How much does the rabbit weigh? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ 20 […]
The Potato Family
A potato family is eating dinner. The eldest daughter says that she has an important announcement: She’s marrying Tater Tot. The family approves, since Tater is rich and high ranking. Then the 2nd oldest daughter says she has an important announcement: She’s marrying French Fry. French Fry is also rich and high ranking. Then the […]
Proof the World is Crazy
Posted on a humor newsgroup: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only […]
Dead duck joke
A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian’s office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away.” The […]
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