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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Rodney

By and others ⋅ May 2, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

A city boy, Rodney, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.” Rodney replied, “Well then, just give me […]

What does Love mean?

By and others ⋅ May 2, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. […]

Riddles and more…

By and others ⋅ May 2, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won’t they eat penguin eggs? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Because they can’t…Penguins live in Antarctica. ============================= Marilyn, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history […]

Types of Undergarments

By and others ⋅ April 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Note from Rowland: some jokes about the human body are in bad taste, and some aren’t. If you’re offended by *anything* funny about the human body you’d better get help! ~~~ A man walked into the ladies’ department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like […]

Forgiveness Forms The Foundation

By and others ⋅ April 27, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

– Luke 15:11-32 Feeling footloose and frisky, the featherbrained fellow forced his fond father to fork over the farthings. Furthermore, he flew far to foreign fields where he frittered his fortune feasting fabulously with faithless friends. Finally, fleeced by his fellows and folly, he found himself a feed flinger, a feed flinger in a filthy […]

Riddles etc.

By and others ⋅ April 26, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE: How far can a dog run into the woods? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ Halfway, any farther and he would be running out. . ============================= . Our co-worker went missing for a […]

Prawns

By and others ⋅ April 26, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Two prawns named Justin and Christian were swimming in the sea. One day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.” As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appeared and […]

Globalization

By and others ⋅ March 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed […]

Single Black Female

By and others ⋅ March 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting,camping, and fishing trips, cosy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front […]

Ascii pictures

By and others ⋅ March 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/collect.htm

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