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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

More Book Titles

By and others ⋅ March 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

“Shorter Skirts” by Seymore Legg “Safe Super-Glue Application” by G. Lude Tight “All people in Northern Ireland are free” by O. N. O’ Wasntus. “War against Iraq is good” by I Kant Decide

Tourism

By and others ⋅ March 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV,how do the plants grow? […]

Good dog

By and others ⋅ March 24, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages […]

Men!

By and others ⋅ March 24, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Men Have Reasons to Be Happier. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear […]

Automatic Complaint Generator

By and others ⋅ March 23, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

New Book Releases

By and others ⋅ March 21, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

NEW BOOK RELEASES – “How to Write Large Books” by Warren Peace – “The Lion Attacked” by Claude Yarmoff – “The Art of Archery” by Beau N. Arrow – “Songs for Children” by Barbara Blacksheep – “Irish Heart Surgery” by Angie O’Plasty – “Desert Crossing” by I. Rhoda Camel – “School Truancy” by Marcus Absent […]

Aging

By and others ⋅ March 18, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

FACTS ABOUT AGING !!!! By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. Old age is when you get enough exercise just trying to stay out of the way. Don’t resent growing […]

Filling in Forms

By and others ⋅ March 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

There was a guy whose first English wasn’t English. He had to fill out a form once. He got to the section that asked: Sex? So he wrote, “Yeah, lots of it”. 3. Marital Status: ____Single ____Married ____Adulterer A lady who migrated to Australia before me, a few days after arrival went to the train […]

Bricklayer’s Report

By and others ⋅ March 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

This is a bricklayer’s accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation board. Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put “poor planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked for […]

Battle of the sexes

By and others ⋅ March 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Back atcha. —————————————— When does a woman care for a man’s company? When he owns it. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? Three, if you slice them very thinly. Why do men get married? So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in anymore. What are a woman’s four favorite animals? […]

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