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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Insults

By and others ⋅ February 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be […]

Valentine

By and others ⋅ February 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes […]

Female Stages of Life

By and others ⋅ February 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to wash and condition my hair 35 Need to color my hair 48 Need to have Francois color my hair 66 […]

Misplaced Faith

By and others ⋅ February 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

MISPLACED FAITH Many years ago, I used to work in a police control room. One of my colleagues, although a fun guy and a pleasure to work with, was nevertheless one “Q” short of a Scrabble set when it came to matters technological. He had a touching but exaggerated faith in the capabilities of the […]

Adam and Eve

By and others ⋅ February 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Q. Why was Adam’s first day the longest? A. Because it had no Eve!

A New Wine for Seniors

By and others ⋅ February 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed […]

Hello . . . Is Anyone There?

By and others ⋅ February 7, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied. “We only have six, nine, or twelve,” […]

Crazy Cats

By and others ⋅ February 7, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.maxivid.com/articles.php?lng=en&pg=8

You Can’t Do That!

By and others ⋅ February 7, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

From our “stupid criminals” file: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote “This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the […]

Plug & Pray Christian Kit

By and others ⋅ February 7, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Do you need to change religion to grab the chance for a career outlook? Are you going to work abroad? Getting a new customized god is easy with Plug’n’Pray. A new spirituality and a new respectability can be yours at a mouse click. Religious Gurus from all over the world compiled these kits for you. […]

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