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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Too Many Rocks

By and others ⋅ January 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

This list is circulating among Forest Service employees. These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: “A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.” “Instead of a […]

Government Cutbacks

By and others ⋅ January 18, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. “Steve,” his wife said, while reading the newspaper, “it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to […]

Beauties

By and others ⋅ January 18, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.geocities.com/holyrollerpageant/2002.html

Various funnies

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ If the years are “B.C.”… not A.D. […]

Internet addicts (and others)

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/lamer.htm

Saint Stupid

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

First Church of the Last Laugh (FCLL) Sayings Of SAINT STUPID ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I KNOW , I KNOW, BUT YA KNOW , YA NEVER KNOW IF IT’S THE TRUTH IT’S FUNNY THE CLOSER YOU GET THE NEARER YOU ARE WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR OURSELVES DON’T PELORIAN FOR THE TIME BEING, ALWAYS SO FAR […]

What’s the difference?

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

“What’s the difference between a duck?” + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + One of its legs are both the same!

ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS’ HOSPITAL CHARTS

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. The patient is tearful and crying […]

Corny One Liners!

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Two fish swim in to a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam’. A peanut walks into a police station to make a complaint claiming he was a salted. A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything’. A sandwich walks into a bar, The […]

Nativity Scenes

By and others ⋅ January 17, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin – Jay Leno

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