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Golf
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit […]
Morals are good – Aren’t they?
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. […]
There goes the Carols!
INTERNET FOR CHRISTIANS UN-FRACTURE THESE CHRISTMAS CAROLS – posted by Peggie Bohanon December 15, 2004 — Pastor Tim of Cybersalt Ministries[1] says, “No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid!” Gather your family and friends, along with the kids, and let everyone decipher the real song titles of these Christmas favorites: “Deck […]
Chistmas 1st Corinthians 13 Style
(~) Chistmas 1st Corinthians 13 Style If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows, strands of twinkling lights and shiny balls, but do not show love to my family, I’m just another decorator. If I slave away in the kitchen, baking dozens of Christmas cookies, preparing gourmet meals and arranging a beautifully adorned table […]
A riddle (and still more)
TODAYS RIDDLE: If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x […]
Drivers Test
A Ukrainian immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye sight test. The optician shows him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Ukrainian gentleman replies, […]
Blonde paint-job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will […]
Signs that you are burnt out
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back, jerk!” Your garbage can IS your “in” box. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care. You have […]
One for the ladies
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals.”
Christmas letters
Round robin Xmas letters: looking forward to yours? By Paul Majendie LONDON (Reuters) – Hearts sink at Christmas when the postman brings tales of Tamsin’s sparkling exam results and Jeremy’s dizzying ascent of the corporate ladder. It was a miracle they had time to achieve so much in between the Swiss skiing holiday, the anniversary […]
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