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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, dear,” she says, “I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, […]
Wisdom from Little People
Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what […]
TRUSTING YOUR DOCTOR
(~) TRUSTING YOUR DOCTOR Someone has prepared the following list of things that you don’t want to hear during surgery: ~ Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. ~ Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog! ~ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? ~ Hand me that, […]
Tailgated
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, […]
Prawns
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened By sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn, I […]
Humour
TODAYS RIDDLE: What year of last century is the same when its number is upside down? What year of the previous century is the same when inverted? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ The invertible years […]
Have Fun With Balloons
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Various humour
TODAYS RIDDLE: Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars? [ answer is at the bottom ] ============================= [ An oldie from the archives ] As the coals from our barbeque burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights […]
Humour
TODAYS RIDDLE: Can a man legally marry his widow’s sister in the state of California? ============================= A guy goes into the doctor’s office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong […]
Stupidity Quotations
Abraham Lincoln (attributed): ‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Albert Einstein: Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Aldous Huxley: At least two thirds […]
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