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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?” The agent replies, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up. ============================= Confusion is one woman plus one left turn; Excitement is two women plus one secret; Bedlam […]
Said in the Court
People Really Said These Things In Court Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis – does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you […]
The Cookie Thief
(By Valerie Cox) The woman was waiting at the airport one night, With several long hours before her flight, She hunted for a book in the airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book, but happened to see That the man beside her, as […]
Computer Chips and The Mark of the Beast
How many times have your heard on TBN that the Mark of the Beast is a Computer Chip? Do you examine why they are openly preaching such nonsense? Did you ever wonder what are they trying to cover up? They spend hours talking about the computer Chip as the upcoming Mark of the Beast, and […]
Learning to Pray the right way…
A little boy heard in Sunday school that if you prayed real hard to Jesus he would answer your prayers. So, the night before the recent US election he prayed “Lord Jesus, I really don’t want George Bush Jr. to win. Amen.” The next morning he woke up at 6 am, stayed home from school […]
Boyfriend
This is a good humor e-list. Rowland. ============================= TODAYS RIDDLE: Below is the alphabet broken into two groups. What distinguishes one group from the other? CDILMVX ABEFGHJKNOPQRSTUWYZ /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ The first group […]
Lost Bible
*Lost Bible* The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” […]
Quiet In Church
============================= A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.” ============================= Attending a wedding for the first time, a little five-year-old girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in […]
Holy Water
One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some on both of his legs, then throws away the crutches. An Altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he’d just seen. Without batting an eye the […]
Newfie Story
After living around the bay in Newfoundland all his life, an old Newfie decided it was time to visit the big city of St. Johns. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that”! Here’s a picture of me father.” […]
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