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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

The Bible Diet

By and others ⋅ November 2, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

THE BIBLE DIET EAT THIS Clean Land Animals (Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:1-3, Deut. 14:4-6) Antelope, bison (buffalo), caribou, deer (venison) like Bambi, elk, gazelle, giraffe, goat, hart, ibex, moose like Bullwinkle, Santa’s reindeers (including Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer). Clean Birds and Insects (Biblical Reference: Lev. 11:21-23, Deut. 14:20) Dove, Donald Duck, Partrdige Family, pigeon, […]

Children And Hair

By and others ⋅ November 2, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Billy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother. “He thinks a lot,” replied her mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness. Or she was until Billy thought […]

These Are A Bit Corny

By and others ⋅ November 2, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Q: What kind of illumination did Noah have on the ark??? A: Flood lights!!! *********************************************************** I hope they don’t raise the standard of living any higher. I can’t afford it now. ~~~ University student said to friend: “I got some bad news today: You know the money I get from those little ATM machines? It […]

Puzzle

By and others ⋅ November 2, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: These words belong to the same logical family: DIFFICULT HUBBUB FALLACIOUSLY ANTICORROSIVE ANAGRAMMATIST HOLLOWLY Which of these words belongs to this logical family also? SYNTACTICALLY INDISCREETNESS DEFENDER ANNALS /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ […]

Wedding Story (and Others)

By and others ⋅ October 26, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great Lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge. ============================= All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and […]

Christian One Liners

By and others ⋅ October 26, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Christian One Liners you’ll want to read Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there. […]

Does Heaven Have a Phone Number?

By and others ⋅ October 22, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

I do know that Adam and Eve’s phone number was U812.

Busking

By and others ⋅ October 19, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

…The story of the busking trio: two blokes with fiddles and a third with a saxophone. The council by-law officer had to step in and ban their act because he had too many complaints about blatant displays of sax and violins.

Preaching cartoon

By and others ⋅ October 17, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

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Bible Riddles

By and others ⋅ October 15, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out A little prophet. Q. What kind of man […]

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