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Prescription
*Prescription* A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a […]
Gynecologist
There is not a woman alive today that won’t crack up over this one! “I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just […]
Speaking of babies …
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another […]
Husband Superstore
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that […]
Amazing People
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman […]
Modern Day Quotes!
(some naughty ones deleted 🙂 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3) Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. 4) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren’t there the first time, chances are […]
Church Signs
* Life is fragile, handle with prayer. * We’re all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.! * But St. Peter– what about my civil rights?” * Don’t put a question mark where God put a period. * God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts’! * God […]
Photography
An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly and […]
I Hate My Job!
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and […]
Light bulbs (not again!)
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, but they’re really only one. Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb? A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too. Q: How many lawyers does it take […]
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