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Question Time!
FW: Question Time! George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. “Billy.” “And what is your question, Billy?” “I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA […]
Fly Swatter
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting Flies” he responded. “Oh!, Killing any?” she asked. “Yep, 3 males and 2 females”, he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?” He responded, “3 were on TV remote and 2 […]
Chocolate
Chocolate is a Vegetable. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars […]
The Language Of The Sexes
The language of the sexes – What they really mean Women’s English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You’ll pay for it later. We […]
More puns
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress […]
Prosecution for libel
“You honour, I present this list of names of people I wish to prosecute.” “But this is the electoral list.” “Correct your honour. I intend to follow up with a list of people who are too young to vote.” (Posted on to a newsgroup following another poster – who has problems figuring out reality – […]
Doctors’ Confessions
Doctors Tell All… ******************* A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s –Dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the […]
Duck
There once was a woman with a duck. She really loved that duck. She took that duck with her everywhere. One day, the duck just keeled over. Not believing the duck could *possibly* be *dead*, she took it to her veterinarian. The vet looked the bird over, listened with his stethoscope and announced, “Ma’am, I […]
Test on the Bible
Catholic Elementary school Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. It comes from a Catholic Elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched nor corrected. (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in). 1. In […]
Pets
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” HellllOOOooo,” answered the blonde. “They’re watch dogs!”
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