Humor
How And What?
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch >a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. […]
A A A D D
Do you have A. A. A. D. D.? I have recently been diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. (Advanced Absentminded Attention Deficit Disorder) This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I’m going to wash the car, but […]
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump was sent on his way to Heaven. Upon his arrival, a concerned St Peter met Forrest at the Pearly Gates. “I’m sorry Forrest” St Peter said; “But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the […]
Art
Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the […]
Iraq
Message You have to laugh at these comments. I don’t think anyone was really convinced that Saddam had anything worth going into a 300 billion dollar war for. Not even oil. War continues in Iraq. They’re calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spelled […]
Why Parents Have Grey Hair
WHY PARENTS HAVE GRAY HAIR The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a […]
Australian Noah
If Noah lived in Australia And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, “In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole Earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the Earth. Therefore, […]
Marriage
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the man, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” David leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “Pillsbury All-Purpose, […]
Husbands Should Make Coffee For Wives!
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here […]
Christian Drivers
I was sitting at a stop light this morning. The lady in front of me was going through papers on the seat of her car, and when the light changed to green she did not obey its command – a green light is a commandment – NOT a suggestion. When the light turned to red, […]
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