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Thoughts by an (Australian) Cynic
Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments ———————————————————————— COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourke almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state […]
Bargains :-)
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. ” Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Sand Mountain, […]
Corny story about a bear and an atheist :-)
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS An atheist was walking through the woods. ‘What majestic trees!’ ‘What powerful rivers!’ ‘What beautiful animals!’ He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He […]
Husband Down :-)
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them demands the wife, and so […]
Puns for the Educated
1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for […]
Show and tell :-)
Three third grade girls were asked to show and tell something about their religious faith. The first girl stood up and said “I’m Jewish, here is my Star of David.” The next girl said “I’m Catholic, here is my rosary.” The last girl said I’m Baptist. Here is my casserole.”
OLD GOLFER
A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla. , exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something […]
HOW THE INTERNET STARTED
A revelation with an Incredibly Big Message (IBM)…. In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called […]
Doggie Dressage :-)
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Irish wit :-)
Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. Not knowing […]
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