Humor
Hooting To An Owl
Each evening birdlover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversation.” Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough […]
Texas
A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch. The South Dakotan simply […]
Management
The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call “Lunch and Learn” seminars during the employees’ lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts beyond the normal lunch hours, we’re supposed to get managerial approval to attend. So, last week, this flier came around: LUNCH AND […]
Scottish Lovers
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’… perhaps it’s aboot time for a […]
The Origin Of Pets
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to […]
Proof Reading
~ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words “state zip code” should have read “pull rip cord.” ~ It was incorrectly reported last Friday that today is T-shirt Appreciation Day. In fact, […]
God To Noah
So one day God calls down to Noah . . . . and says, “Noah, I want you to build another Ark, but this time I don’t just want a couple of decks – I want 20 decks, one on top of the other”. “Twenty decks!?”, screams Noah, “Well, OK, whatever you say. Should I […]
World Travel Alert
For all you world travellers, this is the latest… The World Health Organisation today issued a new warning against non-essential travel to the entire Western hemisphere following renewed concerns about the spread of Severe Loss of Perspective Syndrome (SLOPS). Officials are warning travellers not to visit the UK, the US, almost all of Western Europe, […]
Barbie
READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE’S A TRICK TO IT. Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR ageing gracefully. These are a bit more realistic… 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six […]
Life Explained
Hi love, hows ya week? This might help get it together… On the first day, God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of […]
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