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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Working For The Government

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher’s mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!”One of the other boys said, […]

Profundity Of The Week

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

“To be is to do.” — Plato “To do is to be.” — Socrates “Do be do be do.” — Sinatra

Computer Technology

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Young Judy was having trouble with her computer. So she called Tony, the computer guy, over to her desk. Tony clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, “So, what was wrong?” And he replied, “It was an ID Ten T Error.” A puzzled expression ran […]

Palm Sunday Event

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

It was Palm Sunday and Sue’s five-year-old son had to stay home from church with a neighbor, because of strep throat. When the family returned home carrying palm branches, he asked what they were for. His mother explained, “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by.” “Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy said, […]

Spell Potato

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough If OUGH stands for O as in Dough If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour If TTE stands for T as in Gazette If EAU stands for O as in Plateau The right way to spell POTATO […]

If She Were Still Alive

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Q.) What would Princess Diana be doing on this day if she were still alive? A.) Feebly scratching at the lid on her coffin.

Forgiveness

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In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked whether there was any room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 11 Sept attacks on America. His answer was classic. Schwartzkopf said, “I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange the […]

Kids In Church

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?” >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. “How do you know what to say?” he […]

Drawing God

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what […]

Funny Church Bulletin Mistakes

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

(mistakes are inside parenthesis marks) ….Next Friday we will be serving hot (gods) for lunch. If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket. Nov. 11: An evening of (bowling) at Lincoln Country Club. ….Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips […]

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