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Honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, “How can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we dated, but she’s bound to find out sooner or later.” Meanwhile, […]
Watch/Listen To This!
Laughed out loud and fell out of chair. Thanks, I needed that in a rather uneventful day. Just hilarious in a very serious time. “Russell McDade” wrote in message news:… > Make sure your speakers are on. > http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_bin.swf Rowland
Reporting
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to […]
Police Academy
Three women were interviewing with the police chief to see if they were candidates for police academy. The police chief showed each of them a side view picture of a man’s face. He said to the three, “We need to know how observant you are.” He said to the brunette first, “Look at the picture […]
Smile
Smiles make a way for more things to smile about. Smiles say, “Look at me, I’m worth it.” Smiles turn frowns upside down and chase away the grumpies. Smiles are instant pick me ups. Smiles are contagious. Smiles make others believe. Smiles make your eyes sparkle and your dreams come true. Smiles are great stepping […]
Quality Control
——————————— This speaks a lot about the quality of Japanese products and their quality standards. They’re still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000. When the […]
Unfaithful Wife
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the “other man”. The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and trustworthy marriage had […]
Lost Dog
Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman and said that her dog, Fido, was lost. When he suggested that she put an ad in the paper, the blonde replied, “Well, I thought of that, but then I remembered that dear little Fido can’t read.”
Finances
Playing the stock market offers you a lot of exercise….running scared, lifting your hopes, and pressing your luck. …….. Christopher Columbus was the best deal maker in history. He left not knowing where he was going, and upon arriving, not knowing where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it […]
Professor
A professor was too ill to teach his course, but didn’t want his students to go without. He audio taped his lecture, and sent it in to be played during his class. The experiment went so well, that the professor started taping his lectures and sending them in even after he felt better. After several […]
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