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Pastor’s Wife
One Sunday afternoon, the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Boy ! Am I ever tried.” Her husband looked over at her & said, “I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, & give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired ?” “Dearest,” she replied, “I had […]
Secret To A Long Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down […]
Doctors
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. “Oh, it was very disappointing,” he said. “I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.” ———————————– The doctor was examining the trick knee of his pretty young […]
Casting Stones
Two thousand years ago, in ancient Israel, the local authorities were preparing to stone a woman to death for her crimes. A mob had gathered and the people were getting ready to cast the first stone. Suddenly, Jesus stood up and said to the crowd, “Let any amongst you who are without sin cast the […]
Amish Virus
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The Girls Prayer
Our Marks, Which art with Spencers, Hallowed be thy foodhall. Thy Gucci watch, Thy Kookai bag, In Hermes, As it is in Harrods. Give us each day our Visa Gold, And forgive us our overdraft. As we forgive those who stop our Next Card, And lead us not into Dorothy Perkins, And deliver us from […]
Bin Lager
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer. And the best cold beer is bin. Bin Lager. You can get it crashing a plane, or looking insane. Being feared, or growing a beard. Making rich countries poor, or waging Holy War. Making Bush mad, or calling Jihad. You can get it burning a flag, […]
College Exam
The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final. Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn’t very well liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was […]
Borrowing The Car
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get […]
Can’t Read
Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight o’clock in the morning and she was very tired. After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest. Jane turned off the […]
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