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Golf Meditations
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three. When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down […]
Sight-Seeing Bus
A sight-seeing bus travelling from San Francisco to Muir Woods National Monument wound around many hairpin curves. After successfully negotiating a particularly sharp curve, the bus driver pulled over to the side of the road. “Well, this is a new twist,” he said, surveying his wide-eyed passengers. “I’m taking a load of petrified tourists to […]
Dogs Vs. Computers
“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.” – August Strindberg Dogs and Computers: Same or Different? Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property D: dog […]
Sharing
A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot […]
Management Lessons
*Lesson Number One A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of […]
3 Men And A River
One day Three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first man prayed to GOD saying, “Please GOD, give me the strength to cross this river.” POOF!! GOD gave him big arms and […]
True Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn’t come back, It was never yours to begin with. But if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize […]
So That’s Where It Came From
Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be…. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, […]
Pie Bell
[From misc.creativity, and massively cross-posted to alt.gossip.celebrities and other assorted irrelevant newsgroups]. Whilst I was traveling across the country (That’s where I’ve been the past few days, if anywon (1) was wondering.), I stopped at a restaurant (Spelling? thanks). I was seated at my table with the rest of our party, patiently waiting to be […]
Smile For Today
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost […]
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