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What Is Easter?
=============== A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all in a terrible car accident, and all died tragically. At the gates of Heaven, they were met by St. Peter, who said to them: “Ok, I’ll ask you each one question, and if you answer correctly, you may enter the gates of Heaven.” First, he […]
Kids’ Theories About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. – Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to […]
Heaven And Hell
A recruiter dies and goes to heaven. She and she alone holds the key to her eternal future. The recruiter is to spend one day in heaven, one day in hell, and then tell the keeper of the pearly gates where she wants to spend eternity. Day one: Heaven. Clouds, harps, angels. It’s nice; a […]
Who Was Jesus?
There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone “brother” 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish : 1. He went into His Fathers business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. […]
Sorry, But You Can’t Take Your Wealth With You
============================================== There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. […]
First Aid
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right honey, I’ve […]
I Know Cpr
========== A young woman had just finished taking a CPR class at a local college when she saw a big crowd gathered around a still body. Suddenly she took off running toward the scene. “Everyone back,” she yelled, “I know CPR!” Just as she threw herself next to the body and was about to begin […]
Computer Wife
My Dear Wife; I’m sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family. I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB…..whatever that means. So, I decided to send you this email. David Jr. his first […]
God Isn’t Deaf
============== Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR…” His […]
Three Nuns And The Blind Man
============================ Three nuns were remodeling a church and they were all getting hot and sweaty, so mother superior says “Lets just take off our clothes and work naked.” The other two nuns disapproved and said “What if someone sees us?” Mother superior said “Na, no one would see us, we just lock the door!” They […]
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