Humor
Dead Seagull
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven,” the dad replied. The boy thought for […]
Talking Dog
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” he said. “And you can have him for five dollars.” The neighbor said, “Who do you think you’re kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain’t no such animal.” Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. “Please […]
Picking Up Things
Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time. Miss Jones said, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little boy […]
Understanding Women
Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women ============================================== 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
False Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realised that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him, he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” With that, he […]
Chili Bowl
A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, “I’ll take the cold chili.” “I’m sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl,” says the waitress. “Oh, I’ll just have coffee, then.” After […]
Reference
“To Whom It May Concern: “Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended measures to complete his work, […]
Pregnant Wife
A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor asked. “No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”
Leisure Time At The Office
You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar, twice ! You can throw a screwed-up ball of paper towards the waste paper basket and it actually goes in 99% of the time. Well.. that is until the bin is full up. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis, […]
Leisure Time At The Office
You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar, twice ! You can throw a screwed-up ball of paper towards the waste paper basket and it actually goes in 99% of the time. Well.. that is until the bin is full up. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis, […]
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